Total Medals Earned: 652 (From 111 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,980 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (185/190 points)
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Check the Credits Page!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/130 points)
Beat the farm levels.
Beat the urban levels.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/155 points)
Unlock nova by scoring 25 points
Unlock ROOD by scoring 100 points
Unlock the Grey by scoring 500 points
Medals Earned: 8/14 (120/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 6th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 10th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete first five missions
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/500 points)
Enter Utopia.
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 10/11 (220/245 points)
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Kill 10 white blood cells
Medals Earned: 7/7 (175/175 points)
Flame away...
Open the runes.
Find 5 jounal pages.
Find 50 mushrooms.
Learn to fly!
Find all the mushrooms.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN